Thursday, June 09, 2005

The White Christian Party

Most imbecile's are placid and never amount to much. But from time to time an imbecile surfaces who is not happy with just embarrassing himself----he must embarrass the human species. Howard Dean is such an imbecile.

The newly elected chairman of the Democratic Party is not the " sharpest tool in the shed." I'm glad he is given so much exposure, it saves so much time when I explain what an American is. All I have to do is say, "You know who Howard Dean is, right? OK, that is not an American. He demonstrates not one true American quality."

On Monday, June 6, 2005, Mr. Dean energized the Democratic faithful by saying of the Republican Party, "It's pretty much a white, Christian party."

This "missing link" has a way with words. I am pressed to come up with other words I have heard lately that were so stupid and bizarre. The chairman of the Democratic Party just offended 85% of his membership. (Homer Simpson would go, "DOOH!")

If you are a Republican, you have to be giggling to yourself and shaking your head side to side. If you are a Democrat, and also a "Christian White," I am here to inform you that you are a member of the wrong Party. (DOOH!)

GEE! Does that make the Democratic Party "pretty much a black Christian Party?"

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Grab the women and children.......THE CHRISTIANS ARE COMING!...THE CHRISTIANS ARE COMING!"

Guess what. Howard Dean is a white Christian. Odd? Or what.

DOOH!